Nerdy guy thinks it's cool to be a racist.

The garland around my uncle's neck shimmered with moonlight as he gasped for air.

Frosty's gonna take a bite out of the Big Apple.

The quantum poop wave gradually collapsed.

The sad, lumpy ice cream despondently reviewed its fleeting existence.

IT'S GON' RAIN!

The angry chef bewildered the midnight ninjas with his terrifying Flinging-Head fighting style.

Mexican man wants only laughs, but receives only tears.

A gay mushroom doesn't have to worry, because who cares if a mushroom is gay?

Crying, shining, anime lady with low-cut shirt cries some wee-a-boo nonsense.

Everybody's a critic.

David Lee Roth kicks Link's ass.