Fellow pees into goldfish, nude, in a public park while the sun watches in horror.

Man pours water bottles into a pair of boots

A computer, with the screen displaying the hit new game "BLANK".

Man tries to shoot sentient car, not realising it has laser vision. Sun watches on in horror.

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