Doodle or Die

A rather good quality drawing of white mouse whispering '...me?' whilst gazing into your soul.

A, what appears to be French, yellow 'C' shouting 'Wocka' at some small yellow spheres.

A small stick man and his rather obese wife going to a shop called 'Sha-MoniHe'.

A talking dinosaur attempts to order a woman with a bulging crotch the get in his anus.

New Chain

The new half life game comes out and turns out to be terrible.

A pirate ship cruising into the burning sun which is plummeting to earth while a giant is holding earth.

Doodle or Die

Mr. Sunglasses doesn't know what sunglasses out of the 50 on offer to buy.

A rather deformed controller of sorts.

Doodle or Die

Green squidward HATES CRABBY PATTIES.

A skinny kidney bean loudly screaming 'HELP'.

New Chain

The emotionally bereft potato pondering his life whilst holding a handgun to his head.

A tanned individual preparing to hurl a grey boomerang whilst crying.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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