I'm assuming the description was crude because the artist has depicted himself shooting the OP.

Level 1 suitcase and it's NEW!

The ocean with a single white dot in the middle

A man surrounded by yellow streamers

a faintly drawn silver gryphon

Big lizard dancing and saying "move like me"... So I guess "I got moves like Mick Dragon"?

cat licking a poo

Four wacky faces

Ghost rider halfway through changing.

googly eyeballs in the dark

Santa shooting a martian (I think I saw that movie!)

three black dots under an inverted triangle sun