BIG! FEETY! CLAWS!

Manly Scrote

Disembodied head declares Kojima his little boy bitch.

Person contemplates suicide after playing DotA

Space Dragon Ridley Scott is too big to work at Konami.

Fedoras cannot handle Milk

I am corn

Super Saiyan Capitalist Pig

I dunno. Looks kinda like Napoleon mixed with that green thing from Steven Universe.

Using the 90s Nickelodeon logo as a parachute

Glover is just fine with never having a sequel.

American flag declares jihad.