A candle in that one game that is scary and has monsters and you forget your past. GRUUUUUUNT!

Yes I am, you soooooo got me there.

CASTIEL IS MY BRO

Wassssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupah says the sun to planet earth =)

Penguin bouncing on a fat man

My inner demon giving helpful advice with horrible grammer, but he gets a A for effort even though effort starts with a e..........yes.

Guy having problems with fire girlfriend

A duck ate a dog, but the dog is climbing up the throat to see his puppies and bitch.

Stupid anime OC with a dark past and is completely not Mary-Sue, I swear he has flaws and I'll prove it.

Two men are disatisfied with one another after a show in a dark room together.

Someone is murdering my grilled cheese sandwich, how dare they!

Says you!