The purposeful activity of buying your 25th printer in a row.
The impossibility of trying to correctly predict the weather.
A black demon from the baseball underworld is trying to molest the upper part of a luxurious suit, and someone tries to interfere.
A flag radiating love towards a somewhat happy person.
Way too expensive designer men's underwear who have to appearance of a radio.
The fat and socially retarded Friday PM announcer on the radio is attack by a bagel and starts to bleed.
The face Hillary Clinton makes when she's done having angry towel sex.
Barack Obama explaining to the UFO fleet that we play enough chess as it is on this planet.
Uncle Scrooge is happy that his duckling can operate the kitchen utensils to explode his money into oblivion.
An angry flying monster has finally eaten Kirby, who gets super angry as he's dying in the mouth of that monster.
A gun-nut terrorist announcing that they're "Dr. Thrax", and proclaiming that whoever they're communicating with is a motherfucker.
Santa Claus throwing presents through the chimney.