OH GOOD GOD A TENTACLE WITH CLAWS JUST BURST OUT OF HIS CHEST!

The King and Queen of Cheese

No, Windows, I don't want to finish installing important updates just yet

An enlarged lump of fecal matter bursts into animpressive operatic aria

Harry Potter in a top hat is disappointed by the junkie's conspiracy theories

He tried to end his own life. But it was all in vain. For he is immortal.

George Washington fends off the Chinese stickmen with his mighty sword

A lazy superhero

A man discovers - to his horror - that he is a character in My Little Pony

A hairypickle is very dissatisfied with Mcdonald's customer service. He will never be eating at this chain again.

A moderately deformed, disembodied hand flipping the bird

A character from My Little Pony being crushed under a falling anvil