OH NO THE LITERAL CLOCKFACE HAS BURNED TO DEATH

peeing on the ladies room. Not in it but on it

the crow is kuwaii

The Mad Scientist unveils his newest creation Eggo Waffle People

you left your hart in my front yard

DON'T STICK YOUR HAND IN THE FUCK MACHINE IT's A TRAP

Life has been made in a graduated cylinder and it has a face.

The pokeball has picked up a smoking habit

Satan beats Jesus in a game of rock, paper, scissors

A lemon is in side a rocket powered anus shooting lasers at an innocent victim.

The alien has a scrotum for a mouth.

The llama is sexy, and he knows it.