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John Lennon pursuing a young blonde man. My sympathies go to Yoko, I was cheering on that ship since I was born.

A dog returns to his favorite urinating tree, only to find the bare remnant of it's trunk. You could say he's rather... stumped. YEAAAAAAA

A centaur of robust masculinity and a mane of Fabio-esque, timberwolf shade hair, strokes his iPad, which is on Google search engine.

A green bird speaks his mind in an eloquent dialect of the avian language.

Weston's bald, purple eyebrowed girlfriend yearns to take their relationship to the next level. She's a little impatient, even angry.

Doodle or Die

A yellow, heart shaped Manimal prepares to lay dow the law on a Na'Vi for painting graffiti. Clear racism and lemon-yellow supremacy.

A man is proud of his carrot... or is that a warped pumpkin? He eyes it over closer, trying to figure out just what he's been growing.

A pink haired gent presents to you the new year. He seems a bit late, but his nipples are just so pink... like little piggies.

A pink haired man laments how his hair coloring product has left him with a violent rash.

Patrick Star ingests a hormone transmuting his entire body into pure energy, expanding his knowledge of the sciences infinitely.

A man with jaundice faps to a chicken.

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