Entrance to the vortex, no air for the test monkey

MEAT CAT WIELDS HIS SHIV TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM BIG JOE IN THE PRISON CAFETERIA

STAND-UP BANANA COMEDY

Poor penmanship will get you nowhere in life.

ALL IN ALL WE'RE DUST IN THE WIND

THOSE REPTILIAN ALIENS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME I'M NOT GIVING THEM THE TIME OF DAY THEY THINK THEY CAN JUST STEAL OUR COUNTRY WELL **** THEM

THERE'S A STAAAAAR MAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY...

Carrot Top, after succumbing to the T-virus.

IF YOU CAN'T DRAW ACHEWOOD DON'T TRY TO DRAW ACHEWOOD

VROOM VROOM I CAN DRIVE THE CAR LIKE DADDY OH NO THE CAR IS MOVING I CAN DRIVE IT LIKE DADDY HOW DO I STOP THE CAR OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mister T pities the elephant butt.

OH HELL NO IT'S SLENDER MAN AND HE'S SHY BECAUSE HE'S MISSING HIS SUIT AND HE HAS TO GO NAKED TO THE FANCY DRESS BALL OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOO