Just because you put a bow on poop doesn't mean it's any less fecal.

A meteor lying to the earth

A canister of sugar smiles and blushes.

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A man holding up up a toy elephant saying "I win!" with a red snow cone on his chest, some of the snow cone got on his shirt

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A guy holding up a golden ball and another guy complaining about it.

The word "NO" in Pokemon-like text

Doodle or Die

A woman laying down holding up her arms saying "Armpit"

Benji is a cute red button, his parents are green and yellow squiggles that cross each other

A pig honking his own nose in fear

A person thinking about a mix of Florida and Hawaii

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