nited nations and jazz

Too many pies.

Think your special writing in cursive? prick.

Did ya hear? you can sit on benches in the new pokemon.

All violent video games did for me was give me a fetish for the theatrics.

I know what you diddiy-did nieghbor

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

A master plan to cross the river that includes a giant pair of tits

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" exclaims dave.

The cultists accidently summoned dark lord santa. looks like they mixed the letters up.

Hardcore hill midgets attack the softcore ditch giants

stupid dog