can't go into the gingerbread house without hair nets

something about canada, and newjersey?

homestuck sucks ass!!!

stop, criminal scum! you are violating the law!

colon cancer

the large nosed doctor equips the rubber glove, to give you a prostate exam!

french kitty

in soviet Russia, corn pops you!

not much, just sitting on a pink eraser

lol, i got's a sharpie up my nose.

man in a dark room, talking to the lights, "how about, NO"

ninja with chapped lips, "diapers"!