a hippopotomus with a cold.

a martini that has no duck drawing skills.

someone that needs to be my bessfrann

someone daring to look into the eyes of a mad tom hiddleston.

giants deciding that the cardboard box bank isn't worth robbing.

a car with a rather squirrelly attitude about life

a cake that isn't sure on it's life purpose.

a cat with attitude finds cheese. turns out he's lactose intolerant. ( and isn't sure if the cheese is really cake. which is a lie. )