A showerhead and a stapler dance in front of a fire. There is no book. We must assume she was murdered by the showerhead and his mistress.

A walrus busts the myth that walruses cannot wear sunglasses.

a black chen peeks over some bushes at night

GOTTA GO slow

A black virgin turns 30.

Badly drawn porn. The chick has no hair.

a man with a tomahawk laments the unfortunate fate of brotestown.

a man's shadow puts him under peer pressure

kawaii desu uguu~

A nerd gives in to his pasty complexion and becomes a vampire.

A cat with a harmonica for a mouth shoots lasers from its eyes.

a duck wearing a red suit and hat treads over a red sponge.