Basement dweller is mad that some Elvis impersonators are copying Green Day which is a band for plebs

birdtrain motherfucka

Can't argue with that.

The spaceship had taken a lot of damage. The crew tried everything to close the two huge gaps in their ships hull, but it was too late.

Death can look forward to an intimite tongue bath from the cookie monster

After a long life of adventure, Zelda finally admits defeat by the green slug, which slowly consumes his head, turning him into a hippie

Flatchested bald woman is smoking, while craving the dick

butthurt