The disembodied head of a bored cat.
A happy meta-dream.
You'll never fit those big shiny marbles into that tiny capital W.
Mr. Whiskers can't fly with giant spoons coming out of his back.
A woman is most excited to find she has been visited by the meat-fairy.
Everybody is impressed by the award winning rainbow machine except the deformed child who got second place for her useless craptraption.
The Icelandic national flag makes sweet love to an indifferent refrigerator.