Pikachu has melted.

North on a compass

A framed portrait of a cracked egg

Wario porn

Sorry, I was really drunk last night.

Ah, time for some nice wholesome porn.

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

...I'm just gonna assume that that was chocolate pudding and not... well, use your imagination.

Quit poking me!

I AM THE SPIDER KING, RULER OF ALL THAT YOU SEE HERE. WHAT IS IT YOU ASK OF ME?

Temper tantrum

A genie granting three wishes to a potted plant