an italian chef with a very curly moustache holds a glob of mayonnaise in one hand and a glob of green slime in the other & says "mama mia!"

Brown puppy with eyes so large he might be an alien in disguise.

Confused blue blob asks what.

A very stylish gay vampire whi is also a super hero. Like, if Paul Lynde were a thin, anime, super-vampire. Wearing shades.

Joe Biden dressed as Luke Skywalker.

Doodle or Die

Captain Caveman, if he were a rural school marm.

A evil LAPD officer chases a black woman (July Jones) while a rainbow muffin watches, agast.

Shooting a booger out of his own nose. This man is a skilled sharpshooter.

A fish is weeping a large-eyed naked blob man pees onto a Chinese word or letter.

Emo marshmallow thinking of suicide while peering into a bottomless pit.

A dolphin king is kissing (and thus blessing) Dig'Em the Sugar Smacks from mascot.

Chiyo Mihama is losing at UNO. She is unhappy.

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