A grapple, between yellow claw and blue claw.

Amy Pond wonders if this is scotch.

Someone is making a fuss over the sexual orientation of plants.

The earth itself fractures deep beneath the sea...

Tastefully arranged seafood. In space.

Dr. Manhattan Petting his blue dog under the cosmos

A freckled Two gazes into his wallet, and wonders if he is, in fact, a Three.

In Germany, rainbows only cover the 'warm' colors of the spectrum.

A loaf of bread hopes to find happiness via his transformation into toast

A young man, seated, his medium hair covering his eyes, is about to be stabbed by a pretty and shirtless ghost.

Call of Duty, if you accidentally picked it up from the adult section of the video store.

After one too many bad shows, a guy is about to put a bullet through his TV.