A lonely football asks to be squeezed by a passerby.

A blood smear on an abandoned desert road. A crime with no witnesses.

Some awesome lady with no legs is setting fire to a horribly written book. But, the fire is vomiting water at her.

A devil cat eats from the hand of a lady in pink undergarments. She has no face.

An orange dude in a sombrero is pretty pleased about his impending hanging and whistles as he approaches the noose.

Uncle Sam tries to seduce young men with his glorious beard.

An Australian turtle is pretty chill.

I hate my life and all I want to do is drink. :(

Jesus lays on the water & can't retrieve his bowling ball because it has fallen underneath the water's surface & his powers don't work there

A sentient green flag laments its own existence by crying "NO! NO!"

An arm punching a black wall SO HARD that it changes colors.

A panel show where all the panelists get set on fire when they say something stupid.