Too much junk in that trunk? Call THIS number and we'll sort out your butt problem!

a man says HAY to a HORSE

Everyone fucks you, curly haired man

When porn doesn't load fast enough

Dinosaur sprains neck attempting to whip hair back and forth

A bird states the derpingly obvious.

"Gentlemen?" said the crab.

HUG O'CLOCK, BABY!

A squished frog and his frisbee

Two blondes partaking in some chemistry, if you know what I mean

Stick pig, lol

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