An anime man (or woman?) is describing sex to me, which seems to involve wine and lots of butter.

An abnormally large cat hovers above your head as you succumb to a breakout of squiggly lines on your face.

Text reads "Moot 4 President 2016" next to a drawing of the most horrifying human face in existence.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for Abe's hot ass is shaking

Businessman made of tinier, microscopic businessman cells and atoms.