Man in a Homer beard gets punched in the face by a bald child while a black kid with Einstein hair and no eyes is crying.

A banana is freaked out by jack o'lanterns

A little guy in sunglasses is jumping on a beach

A taco vendor threatens serial murder

Someone is doing a one-handed sockpuppet show where the puppet has trouble unwrapping candy

A child's interpretation of a female school teacher, with clown makeup, glasses, no arms and 3 dreadlocks in the back of her strict haircut

A Mexican in swimming trunks and toenail polish is shocked that 1) someone stole his shirt 2) he got sunburned

Doodle or Die

An artist drawing sketches for a female character. Sexy redhead, he hesitates over the colour of her eyes and the size of her butt.

New Chain

a fist in a fistfight with a bag of french fries

A white person whose hair is lettuce, seen by a bird.

The riding landmower is out of control!! It's going way too fast!

Erect hat is getting shot at by happy smiley faces

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