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oh dear god that blackface guy is dead and is crying and drooling ok maybe he's not dead but he looks disabled oh fuck

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Are you a wizard?

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All the witches and wizards are having a meeting. There is so many of them that all you can see is everyone's pointy hats.

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A man is saying NO to an orange. The orange is sad.

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You suck. You suck so much that you make children cry.

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I'm a bear! Rawr! lol

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There is a man in a blue t-shirt... BUT INSTEAD OF A FACE HE HAS "YOUR NEIGHBOR" WRITTEN ON HIM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A block of blue cheese thinks that The Human Centipede is a good movie.

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Oh god. Some really creepy sick guy is eating icecream. Oh god oh god. He is the ugliest guy you have ever seen.

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...wait, so the cat is smoking weed and is helped by her blonde owner? OK, this is silly. :T

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A shark is being ridden by a demon. He is delivering a pancake over the ocean to some unknown person. Faster, faithful shark!

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...the batman light is in the sky. Unfortunately, everyone seems to have taken LSD, so it now looks like everyone's worst nightmare.

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