A nimble thief pickpockets a carrot from a seemingly oblivious person. This person is very aware of what is happening, and has a gun. Uh oh!

Good lord! One must remark on the extraordinary expression of surprise on this dapper gentleman's face. His monocle is airborne!

A highly-detailed drawing of someone using the infamous (and short lived) "CAT" setting on their microwave. As expected, it contains a cat.

A baby weeps as it is sadly caught in the aperture of an ovoid camera lense. It thinks only of the crushing reality it is subject to.

This is heavy, Doc.

The day was saved! The supervirus had successfully been deployed, covering unicorns everywhere with tumours growing out of their stomachs!

A specimen of Parazoa Porifera partakes of some opiates.

A midget hopes that his plan to win Bree Olson's heart by using stilts will work. He is wrong, and has never been more subject to gunfire.

The cannonball-armed lucha libré wrestler "El Steelarmio" mercilessly crushes tadpoles in under five minutes.

A wispy ghost-like girl cries roses from her eyes. It is mildly disturbing. You need to urinate.

Two almost-broken hearts tapdance under a lonely moon. Will their tentative love take hold???

A ghost eating cakes. All of the cakes.