A doctor tells his patient he has cancer.. ZOMBIE CANCER!
Bombdick
a guy who's sad because he's a virgin
Jack Skellington's head, pierced by knives.
A man drowning in lava regrets neglecting his education
/r/atheism
man beating a four fingered hand with a baseball bat.
MFW obviously stands for Modern Forware. And Athiesm ties into that of course.
snake dick
an overweight nurse with a rectangular face next to a floating car
a doctor is teased by two small children on bikes
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