RUB ME WITH OIL OR DIE
In Dark Souls 2, every bonfire is an NPC with a unique name.
Frampt is about to lose his shit if this cheeky fucker really already placed the lord vessel.
Chosen Undead's pockets full of souls like Kramer and his loose change.
Gargoyle party on the roof
Gough falls in love!
Andre of Astora accidentally smiths an airplane.
Most of Nito laments in the dark over why nobody will join his covenant.
Lord Gwyn working that ass!
Neckbeard finds out he chose the wrong summon partner when the invasion party starts.
Solaire gets ready to be the sun: combustible edition.
It's completely cannon.
Chosen one is confused as to why Lautrec is disemboweling the Fire Keeper. Lautrec explains, "Nice guts bby".