a hypno stares very intently. you could almost say it's..hypnotizing!

what Big Mac and Cheerilee were really doing during "Hearts and Hooves Day"

"I AM HOMESTUCK", roared the severed top half of a minotaur. "WOW", replied the bug-eyed pedestrian.

green mario

A very sad king with a fluffy gray beard. He is sad because his legless cat, Jumps, has died. It is a very sad day for the entire kingdom.

You're not fooling anyone, macaroni. You're not a banana.

the batter making fart noises with his armpits. the queen doesn't think it's so funny ,he just ruined their honeymoon. thanks batter

stop trying to seduce me judge it's working

Lilo & Spike, rather than Lilo & Stitch.

Pinkamena with a knife, chopping vegetables before adding them to your dish always is a good idea.

the batter loves white castle more than he loves his own wife and kid

Batman giving Robin a fatherly smooch and telling him to have fun with the Titans.