I nicely rendered snake with a fat mushroom on it's head. I think it might have just taken it's bra off.

"Turn around, Bright Eyes."

The sun watches on in grim satisfaction as a yellow dog bleeds from his neck wound. The dog is also happy.

A man lives out his "Last Dream!" by jumping off of a cliff at a sea-beast.

Chocolate-chip Earth with hard candy satellites peacefully orbiting the Sun.

The best NPC.

Two bowling balls are sparkly and in some ways... well, they seem a little kawaii.

The last thing a man sees before his free, single life dissolves into a future life of high blood pressure and suicidal thoughts.

A bananaman kicking the shit out of a washing machine

A stupid emoticon disco

How to get reported: Step One

The eye of the Illuminati fires a huge laser blast at the sun.