Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, but with no arms

George W. Bush sheds a lone, manly tear as he imagines the retards who will inherit the country.

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THIS GIANT COMB IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY

A pickle that has hanged itself. Oh, and the word "hanged" is grammatically correct in this regard, as opposed to "hung".

A burning skeleton

A green man with a white cape blowing in the win. He has an inverted yellow triangle with a red S on his chest

Clint Eastwood wills the economy back into being good

A black guy with a piece of watermelon and a piece of fried chicken on his way out of KFC to go get his welfare check

A man threatens suicide because doesn't want someone named "Ifu" to take him back into custody

A black guy humping a moving train engine.

Everything is black except the orange sun setting in the red and blue sky, and the brain of the man whose skull has just been removed

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