The last thing a corrupted gem sees before it is poofed...

Sans vows to prank you in the afterlife as he drifts off into heaven the little shit wont let you catch a break even in the afterlife

"You better like hanging out at my lawn cause your ass is grass my child"

AMETHYST BE LIKE -DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN INTERCOURSE-

Americaman, the dorky half-brother of Captain-America.

Man placing a koala in a clearly unsanitary river.

Donald Trump, now the POTUS - bans children with lunchboxes and sends them over the border to Mexico. A jellyfish comforts him.

A living bird and a dead bird partake in a snowball fight

"Seriously mom, giving me all these souls will save all the snails trust me why would I eveWHERE ARE THE KNVIES"

Lapis is now a fifteenth century cross-dressing Chinese warrior.

The Crystal Gems finally figure out how to stop Peridot from escaping...

Thailand decides to change their flag, shifting the colour rows down one notch...