A well cooked magicarp on a bed of lettuce on a plate
Elvis Presley has returned to earth as a pelican.
This is a rather demanding lady-rock. She wants the cummies. She DEMANDS your cummies.
Ug...when will you freakin perverts stop fantasizing about cartoon ponies?
The Dancing cactus' feet is on fire
Sexy underwater demon girl
sun looking scared a meme who is out of sight, a dog and a giant nose on the lawn
The moon says that the astronaut is yucky, that astronauts eat the garbage in space. The moon has had millions of years to create garbage.
We see an artist's interpretation of how Dennis Oland managed to bludgeon his father Richard Oland to death without getting blood on himself
golden heart!
And for you, punished!
blood.
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