Someone needs to improve their writing.

A shocked tree.

A man with an overly large head speeks arabic (with anger) to a regular headed man. The other man is confuzzled.

Terrorist cat with explosives strapped to chest...

A lizers

DORITO MAN SAVES THE DAY ONCE MORE!

Ice cream made out of blood.

A hipster being pervy.

A man bleeds to death from his penis.

Snoopy gets a fake tan and a boob job. +He then strips.

Somebody misses an apostrophe. I punch them in the face. A lot.

How does the magic metal work daddy?