I have obtained the HOLY SHIELD of Antioch, and it will protect me from all evil. And dragons. Especially dragons.

OMG It's the Tick!! SPOON!!!!

Bruce lay back after his epic lovemaking session with Ryan, and in his mind's eye, imagined glorious rainbows blossoming above them

Phil decided to take up beekeeping. However, all of his bees stung him and died - except one! That lone survivor bee is cherished by Phil.

Aw, NUTS!!

Attention whores resort to some pretty crappy measures to get noticed.

A devil girl with a chef's hat is ready to play some ping-pong. She's wearing a very nice green skirt with flowers on it.

A pink owl with large blue eyes stares wistfully at you

Espurr is staring into your soul again. This time, he's just a few inches from your nose.

Pinkie's sock puppet show is NOT a big hit with the cutie mark crusaders

Cheez-it is marrying the chicken! It's a match made in flavor heaven!

Little Timmy chose a Mongolian death worm as a pet. Bad choice, Timmy.