Doodle or Die

"Steal yer moon dust, nyer nyer!" The bottled jam scurried away to chill out with Jupiter.

He knew once but the chocolate factory is really taking its toll

"No" but means yes

Cool shark just had sex

CACTUS STEALIN' YO CAR

Oh wherefore are mine hands so clumpsy, wherefore are my words so few? I am a monkey. This is a ball. Here is my hoop.

I motherflipping ate all those motherflipping burgers, oh yeah, so sexy.

Cowboy sodomizing the little one

ROBOTRONIK 3000. Oh wait it's just a toy.

Thunder strikes the lush apples while martians look like googley-eyed morons

Teepee burning up

Tiny legs but brown and happy

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