GODDAMNIT. MY FOOT HURTS SO MUCH. JESUS CHRIST IT'S SWOLLEN TO THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL AND IT TURNED BRIGHT RED. SHIT GODDAMN.

4chan during the summer.

Loving email from your mother.

Tom Selleck is the star of the next Half Life game.

>Implying apostrophes can just be used willy nilly.

The iconic plane scene from North by Northwest where Cary Grant narrowly dodges a plane.

A badass catches a ninja star, and is confused by a mime pretending to sit in a chair.

Redditors suck huge cocks.

9gag gets deleted from the internet. Joy and world peace follow.

A sane person's reaction upon first seeing the hellish, unintelligent void that is 9gag.

Damnit horse! Stop looking through my bathroom window. I'm trying to pinch one off, and you're making it very difficult for me!

Death comes for us all. Someday.