A dark stranger presses his body up against the shower door glass. The man in the shower creams in terror, but he's already seen everything.

OH NO! Tony the Tiger's retarded half brother skeletor can't reach his pudding cup that is 5 feet away from him. Times look dark forskeletor

A bird/skunk combo named Dino. Please god end it

A flaming homosexual has chosen the wrong scarf to complete his "outfit."

A lone man trying to survive his relationship during "that time of the month"

Disabled seal showing off it's butt. He is saying, "Smut"

Lord Space Squid sits in solitude and ponders what galaxy shall fall next.

Zorro with parkinsons

Inspector Davidson confirms that is one red ass.

Terran marine sits alone next to his "kerrigan is mai waifu" poster.

There were no hotpockets in the fridge so I pushed that electronic bitch down the stairs.

Captain Picard is warning you to not do that... or you WILL die.