A lovesick young knight is denied passion by a cruel princess. Despite his rose-encrusted advances, he is doomed to drown in his own tears.

HONK. :o)

Obese gentlemen engages in a foray with irony.

A stick man with smelly cheese for a head stands next to a bean-shaped canteen full of water.

A Voltorb named Poland introduces himself.

ROID RAGE

Jimmy accidentally drives his car off the surface of the Earth and into the sun, for which his friend, Arnold, berates him in exasperation.

Because of DIRK JAKE •-•

Suddenly, Bender appears from nowhere! His tongue appears to have been replaced by male genitalia.

King Kong, but with Barney instead.

Evil bacon cackles with malicious glee as his next victim pleads for his life.

A pencil vomiting a random line onto the bottom of the page