I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be. You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me.

The Retard King rallies his people to war.

SANTA NO, YOU ARE NOT THE PRESENT. PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON THIS INSTANT.

Pinkie Pie V The Cheshire Cat!

a literal pile of shit

A wicked dog decapitated Gramma with his katana!

What even are those lights for?

Man, I love eating fresh beef. Really, really fresh beef.

A deep expression of someone's displeasure with the prompt before them.

The dragon of life sends his blessings.

Shrimp says whaaaat?

John rebukes your advances