Fuck you, flower. I'll get my own damn oxygen. Fuckin' plants think they own this goddamn park.

A single strand of spaghetti flees the pasta-bowl, tears streaming down its face. The horrors it has witnessed will not be soon forgotten.

Anthropomorphic embodiments of Peace and Weed perform a celebratory fist-bump.

A sad rainbow, upset at the lack of colon in his vicinity.

Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing an orange hat today.

How not to design Circuit-Boards 101

How to draw Homestuck

OFFENSE HAS BEEN TAKEN Doodle or Die artist lashes out at crude suggestion and refuses to submit to crass doodling demands. Up next, Sports!

If there were a god, this being the fate Jimmy Fallon in 125 years.

Spongebob Squarepants and the red-headed bully from A Christmas Story merge in a terrible teleportation accident.

Pac-Man's Blinky and Clyde become part of the growing Slash Fiction phenomenon sweeping the internet.

C'thulu playing kick the can