a butterfly tries to kill a grenade in his sleep but is stopped by a midget with a shit wrapped in tinfoil

a man who is angry at a cookie for killing his wife, but cannot bring himself to harm the cookie for the cookie is his son

the most emotional hamburger ever

aw heellll naw di that fuckin cat shit under the couch again

a hamburger with a top bun where the bottom bun should be, but there is still a top bun

unicorn nose party

rocket science

a man who has lost it all and is ready to give up but he has the last shred of hope needed to make it

fish who has lost all hope for the world

a cat who has come to the realization that in the universe he is tiny and his life is meaningless to what happens to the earth

reply girl gets big

green piglet falls in love with a midget who has elephantiasis