the wobble of the star produced a doppler effect meaning it must have at least one exoplanet!

a smashed pumpkin drinking beer

a man holding his freshly chopped-off leg asks the vegetable stand salesman if he can help him put his leg back on, but the salesman says no

a unicorn sliding down a rainbow to the pot of gold at the end

cute tiger confesses to murder

a carrot with a face and arms holding a telephone, also with a face, throwing up water.

PIKACHU!

Obama wants me to enlist in the army!

ugly girl doesn't cussing

a girl with horns of a ram looks sad but is actually okay

he's from louisville, KY

a person getting upset after someone farted