When the God damn Alien says get in his bed, you get in his God damn bed.

Bee Bomb Ballistics Burn Brown Bob Badly

An equilateral cross with its arms bent at right angles, in right-facing form, on its tip like a diamond, and on a white circle with red BG.

A beautifully drawn wave.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring goes the phone. Trying to answer, but your x-ray vision just wont help you do that, buddy!

Throw all green brains at The Man!

That fucking awesome fish from Commander Keen.

Sausage man regrets nothing as he eats his hotdog in a giant microwave while.

ANOTHER FUCKING GRAPH

Rough. She likes it rough.

A ball of wool becomes sentient

Dumbot does not compute

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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