Why Lenin wore regular shoes, but Stalin wore boots? At Lenin's time, Russia was still only ankle-high in shit.

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A sassy Emu isn't having any of it

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An oompa loompa is entirely censored except for it's hair

An alien with pool balls for eyes summons a donkey to eat his Pez

Aliens discuss immigration

Rainbow creating unicorn ponders peace

A bird and it's human parents fly towards the sun

Goofy kid spins the world on a pencil

An ant tells a bear not to trespass

Oreo Pizza and a semi-eaten cookie

Body Odor John doesn't believe his dad made pork chops

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