the brave police officer died on impact with the ground, his superior quite disappointed that he couldn't figure out he meant take thestairs

Soon 9 would catch onto the games 8 was playing, but 8 decided to have some fun with his victim until then

007 vs Snake. I think bonds got this.

the rat ate the stick, and gained superpowers

not a king cobra, a bling cobra

NotTom was rummaging through Tom's stuff, and eating his candy. That's when he found Tom's gun!

Unfortunately for sonic, when his eyes popped out they didn't float like raymans instead limply falling on the ground and gathering dirt.

the cowboy fell into the desert sands, never to be heard from again. his snake stew wasted.

marceline broke out of her bee costume and proceeded to stab LSP with the stinger.

the security guard was unsuccessful in his defence against the animatronic bear's lawsuit

that guy who fights with 3 swords in each hand from that anime sengoku whatever

after kicking the roof off the orphanage, the t-rex decided to kick the roof off the brewery and relax with a nice cool mega-pint