Doodle or Die

Kid tried to play Indiana Jones, has been stuck in a cave-in for 6 days

Doodle or Die

An artistic representation of Jerk Germany's negative influence over Japan during World War II.

Sentient tree is upset by man propelling himself towards it with a fart

What the fuck is a "PEENY"? inquires the bald man

Man beheads man with turkey baster, gay snowman stands in wait.

Lizard professes his love for a rock and something else, but gets cut off before he can finish his sentence.

Deranged midget with a red lobster threatens to kill a sentient Cinnamon Pop Tart, the weakest of the Pop Tart flavors.

Sad man kills himself, maybe it's because he has a pickaxe for a hand. Two red cocoons sit nearby, waiting to hatch.

A man is attacked by a set of floating intestines. Onlookers look on helplessly

Doodle or Die

Older, patriotic, white man proclaims his joy at the lack of Mexicans

Doodle or Die

Dillonsoger says Hello! Batman and a "happy" bush look on in ecstacy

Cat in the hat lost his hat

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