Hell freezes over as the ground turns yellow, the sky turns red, and birds are mysteriously morphing into 'x's

Sora and Riku from Kingdom Hearts eat at Subway with Lawliet and Light from Death Note.

Barney when he was skinny.

Nyan cat riding on a banana.

Stickmen with multicolored mustaches toasting to each other.

He'd like to order food. Geez.

Spilled beans

A purple bird attacking a half bald pirate

A red squid with a top hat is shooting a red laser beam at the sun in which is shooting a yellow laser beam back at it.

Why is Dracula bald?

Purple eyed man in ninja mask is pointing a protractor at a chicken with eyes that are not the same size.

This man is a real shit.