call me only when I die

a spider is confused as to the emotional state of a similarly confused potato

Alarming bright blue rain falls on either a pink Arizona. The orange sun spirals above as a green path winds between purple rocks.

dead man doesn't know how to play tic tac toe properly (possibly due to lack of eyes)

A person with long flowing red hair looks speculatively at a floating red dot. It is a very deep picture. Really makes you think.

Godzilla is frustrated by the lack of sleeping pills in his popcorn. What a waste of 30 extra cents. Movie theatres suck.

A pink starfish thirsts for blood

ciel is pouring tea down his pants

roomy room

popsicle emojis are raring to kill

hunkadunkadunk

Twinkly twinkly little star, please put away that big knife